Thomas Monkesterson

You’re staring at three open tabs. One’s a spreadsheet. One’s a CRM. One’s a Slack channel full of unanswered support tickets.

You’re tired of digging through press releases that sound like legal documents. I am too. This isn’t another vague summary dressed up as insight.

I’m tired of refreshing the dashboard just to find another change I didn’t see coming. You are too.

You open your phone and see three market alerts before breakfast. Then five emails. Two podcasts. A newsletter you didn’t sign up for.

You open another financial newsletter. Scroll past three headlines. Close the tab. Sound familiar? I’ve been there too.

You’re tired of scrolling through financial noise. Clickbait headlines. Contradictory takes. Gurus selling certainty they don’t have. I’ve been there too.

You’re drowning in business news. I know because I was too. Every morning, another 47 alerts. Another 12 market recaps.

You’re scrolling through another headline that screams “MARKET CRASH IMMINENT” or “THIS STOCK WILL 10X”. Then you see the opposite take five minutes later.

You check your portfolio. Then you stare at the screen. Again. What just happened? Why does this number look wrong? Is that update even real (or) just a…

You’re tired of financial news that contradicts itself before lunch. I am too. And I stopped trusting headlines years ago.